Yesterday Fiona and Naomi get into some sort of a sister-fight, and Fiona slaps her sister (who has had the stomach flu in the last 12 hrs) right in the stomach. Naomi cries, and comes to me to tell me what's happened.
Me to Fiona: "We do not hit people, Fiona. Why did you slap your sister in the stomach?"
Fiona: "Because I have powers."
Me: "Well that's not nice. A time out for you, Missy. Stand in this corner till I tell you you can leave."
Fiona stands in the corner for 3 min, then refuses to apologize to Naomi. So back she goes until she's ready to apologize. Five min. later she says she's ready to apologize, so I let her out, and she does indeed sweetly apologize to her sister. Hugs, love, its all good.
When Rick comes in from cleaning/painting the garage I tell him what's occurred, thinking he'll find it amusing.
Rick to Fiona: "So you slapped Naomi in the stomach? Why did you do that? Did you tell Mom you have powers?"
Fiona with a straight face: "Uh huh. I did. I have super powers. JUST LIKE A DUMB MAN."
Well, what more was there to say for Rick? He couldn't believe it. Neither could I. We don't know where that came from, but it sure was funny.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! She is SO HILARIOUS! We're still howling over that one.